10. You haven’t had the opportunity to sing “99 bottles” yet this summer.
9. Your little brother/sister isn’t allowed to come.
8. It’s not hot enough in Colorado.
7. Mexican food always tastes better in New Mexico.
6. We haven’t established a 2008 Eye Spy Champion, yet.
5. You never miss an opportunity to signal a truck driver to let out a honk.
4. Truck stop snacks are good for your figure. Oh, wait.
3. Trash-bag-sledding on giant hills of sand is a must before you graduate.
2. Your mom can’t make you do any chores if you’re in another state. (Probably.)
1. You’ve always wanted to paint “Santa Fe or BUST!” on a minivan.
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