10. Football games don’t start that early, right? (MSYG meets at noon on Sundays)
9. After being home on Saturday, there’s no food left in your house by noon on Sunday.
8. You’re already here for the 11:00 Mass.
7. Homework is like Purgatory: why go there before you absolutely have to?
6. Positive spiritual activity in the lives of youth often leads to positive spiritual activity in the lives of their parents.
5. You’re still not sure whether Adam & Eve had belly buttons.
4. Rumor has it you can earn extra points from Mrs. Prevot for attending.
3. You haven’t discovered yet how to pray while simultaneously playing charades.
2. As Bishop Conley would say, “If you want to go to Heaven, why walk when you can take the bus?!”
1. We will be really glad to see you!
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